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Tributes.com, is trying to increase your funeral cost by selling services to funeral directors. Making another addition to the GPL (general price list) is a sure funeral fire way to raise funeral cost! If you request a general price list a funeral home is required to give you a GPL by law under the funeral rule.  Read More »

The week is so hectic and floating around in chaos
The spin of everything hanging in suspension in the air
Staring into space you see the people falling out of the building
The mother praying the family will be okay
The two month year old baby is the only thing on her mind
Flames crawl to the top of the post office
Reducing the mail and the P.O. Boxes to ash  Read More »

As children grow, their minds and their understanding of the world grow as well. Those who study juvenile fire setting behaviors believe that a correlation exists between the age of a fire starter and the likelihood that future fires will be set by the child.  Read More »

This is an abstract of a research paper focused on juvenile arsonists. This is intended to show that, although little attention is give to the subject, kids lighting fires is a problem in the U.S. These fires cause millions of dollars in property damage as well as result in the deaths of approximately 20,000 people per year.  Read More »

Cigars, Cigarettes, Tiperallos? A pipe?
You probably have figured out by now that I am going to have a lower cost funeral.

My deceased hero Johnny Cash, Sang about the "burning ring of fire."
It burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire. This is not about flames going higher in the cremation chamber.
( it should be noted that the flames will go higher as I am a tad bit overweight)  Read More »

Yesterday morning, as I was cramming for my upcoming Animal Biology exam, the fire alarms at the university went off, first the siren rang, the flashers flashed and then in an authoritative male voice, I was told that 'AN EMERGENCY HAS OCCURRED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING.  DO NOT TAKE THE ELEVATORS.'   Read More »

Fire has brought me to write this out. My life, the bad memories which have once again been released.  

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