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Usually take an afternoon nap from 12:00 to dinner time just because I have nothing to do. But recently I have noticed something very strange about waking up from these naps. About 75% of the time when I wake up I am in a complete panic; cold sweats, breathing hard, paranoia, completely scared of everything.  Read More »

I have never been athletic or very strong but there have been times when I could run for miles and do push ups until doom’s day; this is not one of those times. I barely leave the house and almost never exercise. My legs are numb and have almost no sign of muscle. I cannot even begin to describe where my four-pack went.  Read More »

Millions of social networks, forums, and accounts all requiring a username, password and email. I usually use the same username or a variation of it; Simmons, Dr. Simmons, DocSimmons, etc and I think of all the information I have put on the internet.  Read More »

I’m sitting at my computer watching season 2 of Frisky Dingo laughing my ass off and I decide to take a break. Then it hits me: I watch a lot of cartoons. My iPod is filled with Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Venture Bros, I’ve downloaded the 2 seasons of Dilbert, and I find myself watching the cartoons I liked when I was a kid.  Read More »

I was talking to some friends about the new Indiana Jones movie, and both of them said it sucked and was terrible. I told them their lack of movie knowledge was the reason for their under appreciation. They looked at me as if I had told them I just stomped some kittens in the school parking lot.  Read More »