So I recently rented Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I know I'm pretty late on this one, but I wasn't missing much...
I had never thought it possible to turn one of the coolest jobs in the world, the assasin a cold blooded killing machine, and turn it into the theatrical equivlent of a swift kick in the balls. Hurts a little at first, then resinates throughout your entire body. Mr. and Mrs. Smith starts out extreamly slow with long/boring/pointless character development (lets just say after 45 minutes of this my eyes were wondering elsewhere), picks up the action in the center trying to disguise the movies shittyness with large explosions and Angelina in bondage gear, then shits all over our face at the end with one of the most unbelievable gun fights I have ever seen. To give you an idea let me set the stage for you. It's 2 (Mr. and Mrs Smith) versus what might as well be THE ENTIRE ARMY OF THE FORMER SOVIET UNION all set in the cliche setting of a werehouse. Some how these two manage to kill enough men to fill a small morgue without so much as a single scratch. The only thing that could have made this move any better was if Angelina Jolie was topless through the entire movie (What? She did it in Gia?). What could have been a kick ass movie is plauged by unrealistic plot holes, stupid humor (and not the good kind of stupid humor), and just an overall dissapointment. Please don't waste your hard earned/stolen money on this. Try rock paper scissors, its free and much much more entertaining.
