I Look Like A Chipmunk or Possibly A Squirrell

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On Thursday morning at 9:30 I had my wisdom teeth removed. Unlike normal people I had 3 of them. Normally they come in sets of 2; so most people have either 2 or 4. I was given laughing gas and an iv. I'm not sure what was in the iv but it completely knocked me out. As they were giving me laughing gas I was listening to Six Feet Under the Stars by All Time Low. I had my boyfriend's hoodie with me because I wanted him there but he had to work so his hoodie was the closest I could get. The next thing I remember was getting into the car with my mom to go home. I didn't remember how I got the hoodie back on or who turned on my phone and unlocked it. My mom told me that it took her and the nurse 3 tries to get the hoodie back on me and that I turned on my phone. I also didn't remember texting my mom on my phone telling her that my mouth hurt and that it was dry and I couldn't swallow. But she told me none of the words were spelled right.

So now it's Saturday and my face is so swollen that I have no jaw line or chin. My face is huge and my family, friends and boyfriend can't stop laughing at me. I basically get to sit on my couch putting ice on my face to get the swelling to go down. And I am on an antibiotic and vicodin. The vicodin made me tired the first day but after that it doesn't.

I'm really hoping I don't get addicted to the vicodin because that would completely suck