Rip.Whew ! That one was silent. Five minutes later, Rip ....rip...rip. Opps I think someone heard me. RIP. Ahh. As Shrek said better out than in! A pop across the head won't do justice for my fiance and friends that feel like farting is a freedom from the body.
It's so nasty to me. If you know you got to pass one, go to the bathroom!You can let it rip in there all night long!But doing it in public. That is not cute.Now you have your certain kinds of farters. May I first present:
SILENT BUT DEADLY.
These people can fart for hours and you would never hear them. Only problem is the smell that they leave behind. Disgusting.It will make you almost fall out and get sick to your stomach. Beware because they are so silent about it you would not even know that they did it!
LOUD AND DEADLY.
Well hey. At least you know they are doing it. Than you can point the finger at them.These people you get to tell how nasty and they need to do that in the bathroom.These people like to continue though and sometimes do not have aconsideration for other people or their noses too.
SILENTLY LET IT RIP EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
Ok now we all have to admit that we have let one rip too or that it snook up behind us. Thats ok. Maybe thats our body telling us to quit eating that picante sauce or guacamole or rotel. Maybe it;s in our genes but the next time will will catch that mistake in the bathroom.
Overall, people its not cute, sexy, ok or manly to fart in public because you are killing people's noses. And there heads. And their emotions.....
So which one do you think you are?
Geeze. Prissy high maintenance much?
Every body farts.
You tellin' me you run to the bathroom every time you have to toot? I doubt that's the case.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
Here, educate yourself.
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You are the Voice of the Childwen of the Revowution! [Toulouse, Moulin Rouge]
It's NOT really about going to the bathroom every time you have to pass gas but it's more about DISCRETION. For example: If you know when you eat beans about 5 minutes later you will have to pass gas so you just excuse yourself to the bathroom 3 minutes before time or maybe 2 just in case. You don't want to disturb anybody with your foul body odor because you probably wouldn't like it if they did the same to you. Yea, you might have some esacpees that came unexpectedly but DON'T keep doing it over and over again in public and all you can say is EXCUSE ME. It is really gross and I think disrespectful if you constantly do it on purpose.
:dances: Someone who knows what I am talking about. Like I told burning example , I am not perfect when it comes to farting either . Yes I am #3 but after that first one, I will run to the bathroom. To me that is embarassing!
8-} I have never said that I have went to the bathroom every single time to fart.I would consider my self #3. But when I do it I say my bad or excuse me. I just don't like it when people fart and just feel like oh well. Especially when it stinks. Now you can't tell me that you have never went to the store or went shopping and someone silently let it rip. I bet the smell was viscious. Or what about that family member that will fart in front of everybody and does'nt care? This does not make me prissy. I am not better than anyone.
For one thing, "my bad" is not an apology. But that's not what this argument is about.
No, I am not offended when someone passes gas. If they're being obnoxious and goofing about it and it's not the right environment to be obnoxious in, sure, I get a little annoyed, but if someone's gotta toot, then they've gotta toot. As long as you're excusing yourself, I see no problem. And no, I don't think "my bad" is excusing yourself. That annoys me a million times more than the stinkiest, loudest fart ever could.
[And to CSpencer:] And if I'm eating beans, I'm not gonna get up to go to the bathroom as soon as I eat them and wait for all my gas to pass. What a ridiculous preposition.
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You are the Voice of the Childwen of the Revowution! [Toulouse, Moulin Rouge]
shoot there were some times i thought my farts was supposed to be slient but ended up being noisy. Sorry it's human nature;) don't mean to sound nasty, but I prefer my insides being clear than being backed up to please others DOING THE DAMN THING!!
I think you should check out this book (by the author of everybody poops) for a different perspective on a natural occurence--so natural that the average person does it between 14 and 23 times per day. I'm sorry, but I'm not running to the bathroom that much everyday because some people can't just mouth breath for 2 seconds.
Holding in gas when it wants to come out releases toxins into your body and can leave you with a headache or feeling dizzy, along with leading to even further abdominal discomfort.
Twelve and 13 year olds who like to giggle at odd noises and people who take offense to smells they don't like are why other people are so embarrassed when they pass gas unexpectedly, or why they hold it in when around others and deal with stomach pains for a while. I don't know why anyone thinks it's ok for someone else to go through that.
http://www.progressiveu.org/blog/sawaboof
"...There is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad or you're simply... eating tacos in the park, there is always the crushing guilt."
-30 Rock-
THANK YOU!
That's what I'm sayin.
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You are the Voice of the Childwen of the Revowution! [Toulouse, Moulin Rouge]
My bad is more like someone saying, well since I don't feel like admitting that I was wrong, then I will just say my bad to make you feel better and for you to get off my case . Yes I know at times you can't help when you gotta fart. Just don't be so rude about it .
Wait... aren't you the one that said you say "my bad" when you toot??
I think it was you that I was saying that it's not an excuse to.
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You are the Voice of the Childwen of the Revowution! [Toulouse, Moulin Rouge]
Maybe I did say that so it is wrong for me to say it too.
Maybe I did say that . Well I need to say excuse me then.
I don't believe you should hold it because it's easy to hold it but harder for it to come out later. Then like you said your stomach begins hurting and all that stuff. I know. I would just like people to try not to fart like it's funny and amusing and then not even at least say excuse me . Yes I know there is times when you can't help it. But to certain people, they know if they eat a certain something that it will make them fart, they need to eat that certain something at home.
Yea that's true. And sometimes when the take it for a joke they keep on doing it. One time it probably escaped but next time just excuse yourself to the bathroom or something don't sit there constanting farting it's gross and doesn't smell pleasant.
Yes I also agree withthat too!
Although farting is essential... I don't do it in public or around groups of people. Guys like to have farting contest and it is nasty. I will fart in front of my dad and boyfriend because they don't care they are guys. But I am none of those above(this figures because I am not normal anyway lol). The thing that I hate the most is people who don't say excuse me. That is rude. If you can't help yourself the least you can do is say excuse me.
I am here to inform and help:
http://www.progressiveu.org/032913-lupus-uncureable-wait-what
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I agree with you completley. My fiance thinks it's cute to go farting away without saying excuse me. Now how do you think I feel?
I agree with you completley. My fiance thinks it's cute to go farting away without saying excuse me. Now how do you think I feel?