lol, something I read today, check it out.
"A man sued his doctor because he survived his cancer longer than the doctor predicted."
"Two robbers were in the process of their crime when one changed his mind and arrested the other."
" A woman had her husband's ashes made into an egg timer when he died so he could still 'help' in the kitchen."
"Only 68 of 200 Anglican priests polled could name all Ten Commandments, but half said they believed in space aliens."
oh my, the things people get away with these days! like the thief who sued because while a family was on vacation he attempted to steal from them but being an idiot got himself stuck in the garage and was there, practically starving to death when they got back.. he sued because they didn't provide him with anthing to eat while he was in there! lol, like they're going to be expecting someone to break into their house and best of all, still be hanging around for when they get back! how awesome! lol. Personally, if I were him.. I'd find a new profession. =P
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haha that's all really funny!
Oh my, people are crazy! ~<3~Love and be loved!~<3~
Funny, I like the top one the most. The key word here is "predicted", which doesn't mean 100% right. Somepeople were droped on their heads.