Karl Rove don't Exist

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In recent week, a man by the name of Karl rove who claim to work in the Bush administration accuse democrats of pushing the war with Iraq when he was interview by Charlie Rose. In the interview, the mysteries man name Karl Rove said that it was the democrats who pressure, bullied, and basically force Bush into a war with Iraq. They were the one who wanted the resolution to pass before the 2002 election so that they can appear tough on crime.

When Democratic leaders and liberals blogger heard about this charge, they were angry by this shadowing figure, suggesting that Karl Rove was a plant instrucmented by the White House. When ask about this claim, the White House former Chief of Staff Andy Card told Joe Scarborough on his radio show that Karl Rove don’t exist. Even through Karl Rove had been rumor to be the senior advisor, chief political strageist, architect of bush two presidential election victories, and had been a guest on political talk show. After Karl Rove “suppose departure” from the white house, Mr. Rove had been going on political talk show, promoting his book and accusing democrats of pressuring Bush into war but white house staffer still denied Rove existence.

Press Secretary Dana Perino, who had been question constantly about Karl Rove existence fire back yesterday, saying that "To my knowledge, no one by the name of Karl Rove works for this president, his staff, or for that matter, anyone on earth, since he is not a real person. This Rove guy is probably a political tool used by the democrat to increase their rating among the American people."

Parino went on saying that "None of these allegations are supported by the facts [of rove existence] instead the democrats had created a mythical figure in order to discredit the president. All they have done is divert attention from the important work at hand—the war in Iraq and the war on terror. In doing so, they have dishonored the sacrifices of our brave men and women in uniform. This time," she added, "the Democrats have gone too far. They just hates George Bush that is all."

According to fringe journalist Lou Dubose, author of Boy Genius: Karl Rove, The Brains Behind The Remarkable Political Triumph Of George W. Bush, Rove was born Dec. 25, 1950 in Denver, CO. Dubose alleges that Rove lived in Colorado with his family until 1963, when he moved to Salt Lake City, UT. According to Dubose, the shadowy figure entered politics in college, quickly moving through the ranks to become the chairman of the College Republican National Committee at age 22.

Parino reiterated her denial of Karl Rove's existence 33 times during the press conference. When pressed, she distributed a list of real, actual political figures which included only President George W. Bush and Secretary of Transportation Norman Y. Mineta.

Rumors of the figure's existence were given a boost early this month when the mystery man claim that he had work in the Bush administration and that during his time in office with bush in 2002, he had personally experience the extreme pressure of the democrats on bush to invaded Iraq.

"This is a very clever fiction concocted by the democrats. It is preposterous to its core." Vice President Dick Cheney said.

Initially demanding that the alleged Rove be acknowledge as person who existed, Democrats say they are now focusing their efforts on proving the figure's existence.

"I believe this Karl Rove is real, despite White House claims to the contrary," Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said. "But to disprove this wild ghost story, we must begin an exhaustive fact-finding mission, for which I pledge all the time and resources of the entire Democratic Party.